...and with as much fanfare as all our imaginary friends can drum up, our little site is born.
A little information about us:- we're twins, born exactly thirteen minutes and thirty-three seconds apart. Toni's the older one, and she got all the boob genes. She's a carpet-muncher through and through, and a little ashamed of her younger sister who's an unabashed cocksucker. In fact, the entire family's a little embarassed about Tiffani, as things stand, but more on that later. Once being able to hide behind the veneer of a conservatively respectable career for her deviant sexual inclinations, she's now contemplating a major lifechanging foray into the creative industry whereby such tendencies gently tut-tutted at at best, and heavily frowned upon at worst. Toni, on the other hand, has no such problems, veering towards mainstream inclinations and already an old hand at the industry. However, her quest for true love continues, for though every woman appreciates a clean carpet, not many are worth the trouble.
We decided to create this site not only in hope that it will help us give vent to our artistic inclinations without getting arrested and provide some form of archive for all our sordid stories, but also as a thinly-veiled attempt at getting sponsorship so that we can sit back and watch the moolah come flooding in without having to do any actual work. So let us know how much you love us and we'll love you back, no strings attached (more on our conceptualisation of the site later.....).
Much of our weekly brainfart sessions take place at Archipelago Brewery, a niche microbrewery which we like for its understated classiness, affordable if slightly pretentious beers and tolerable noise levels. Why Archi, you ask? Because alcohol brings out the best in us, silly!
With lots of TLC (Tender Loving Carpetmunching/Cocksucking),
xoxoxoxo
Toni and Tiffani
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